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Into the Mystic (2020-2021)
Into the Mystic (2020-2021)
ENTROPIC SOCIETY OF AESTHETIC BANKRUPTCY HONOR ROBERT LASALLE FOR HIS CONTRIBUTIONS TO THESE DUMB TV SHOWS:
THE ROBERT LASALLE STORY, ALBUM BY ALBUM:
THE ROBERT LASALLE DISCOGRAPHY:
Herein lie the remains of René-Robert Cavelier, Sieur de La Salle, explorer of metaphysics. His last words were, "Fuck the music industry, fuck society, and God bless you sick, fat, phony, cunt bastards, hallelujah, Kumbaya, sayonara & good riddance." Then the wolves chewed off his jaw and he spoke no more. Though he stayed alive for nearly another hour while the wolves gnawed on him. At one point he hummed the melody to "Stayin Alive" in a wispy, gargling "agghh" tone. A small crowd gathered to rejoice. He was not well liked by humans. The wolves were quite fond of him. Amen.
After deleting all social media accounts, the artist created a photo blog called FaceyFuckHubTube for absurd things no one particularly cares to see or read.
In order to like, subscribe & comment, write your response on a piece of papyrus scroll then find a swift passenger pigeon. Place your response in the garbage & tap your toes three times. Your opinion is extremely valuable & FaceyFuckHubTube thanks you in advance for having such important opinions.
Book a car today, get lost in the desert & die with style in a shiny red sports car from Kentucky, birthplace of me, Corvettes, bourbon, hookworms, meth, tooth decay & barefoot outside indoors inside outdoors outhouse incest.
In Bad Faith, Sincerely Yours,
— His Steveliness Steve Stephens of the Church of Stephenly Steve
To reply, write “like” or “dislike” on a small piece of paper, then make a small paper airplane out of it, and then place it into the toilet and flush. Your opinion is extremely valuable & FaceyFuckHubTube thanks you in advance.
“Just get your 238th job & 183rd home & 48th psychiatrist & try your 89th combination of pills & pray your ten thousandth prayer.”
“So this time my home & my peace & my livelihood won’t get attacked by assaults, muggings, robberies, bedbug infestations, fires, destruction & insanity?”
“Clearly it’s your fault. Just get a job. Get a house. Pray. Take some pills. It’s easy. We’re all doing it, see?”
Two decades went on like this until the wolves finally gnawed him to bits.
I think I'm lost, is it this way? Are you sure? I'm going to try to make an arch then go back downward if that's alright with you. Oh, damn, this again? This is quite a repetitive process, isn't it? Does it actually go on this way forever? Dear God, let me out! HEY! Anybody out there?! I'm stuck on a roller coaster of letters, and I think it's a metaphor for life. Yeah, I get it samsara. I'm ready to leave this redundant cycle now. Please?! God?! Ah shit, I have to do another round. I see it coming n-----
I think I'm lost, is it this way? Are you sure? I'm going to try to make an arch then go back downward if that's alright with you. Oh, damn, this again? This is quite a repetitive process, isn't it? Does it actually go on this way forever? Dear God, let me out! HEY! Anybody out there?! I'm stuck on a roller coaster of letters, and I think it's a metaphor for life. Yeah, I get it samsara. I'm ready to leave this redundant cycle now. Please?! God?! Ah shit, I have to do another round. I see it coming n-----
People across the globe have always referred to the artist’s ravenous friends as "Dog Star" or "Wolf Star,” the brightest star in the sky, long said to be the origin of earthly life.
Oceans apart, ancients from every earthly continent & island always found the same Great Truth in this star, which appears as one star but is actually 2 stars, Wodan’s closest companions, Canis Minor & Canis Major (Greater Dog)
Scores based on your willingness to believe a quick online test has accurately assessed your overall intelligence
You’re the type of person who begins sentences with, “I’m the type of person who…” and one whom believes labels, descriptors, accolades and superlatives give you a deeper understanding of Self (false self)
Green square nine walrus February who cares
Flies in circles, fails self-exploration, believes personality traits, likes and dislikes are “insightful”
You’re an extra from season 3 who appeared briefly in one scene but had no speaking role.
For questions, comments, likes, subscribes, shares & follows, please write your message on papyrus scroll, neatly fold papyrus into paper airplane, throw it towards nearest passenger pigeon, pick it back up, strike match on side of box, burn scroll, flush ashes, tap shoes 3 times, brush your teeth while doing the macarena, rinse & repeat. The Artist Formerly Known As Robert LaSalle looks forward to your response & thanks you in advance for having such important opinions.
very intimidating squeeze^
The artist formerly known as Robert LaSalle hopes you enjoy this song. It is made from clay.
I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything
I’m in debt to a memory
All I own is tomorrow
Take it away from me
Yesterday will follow
The rest of me
Bought and sold to sorrow
One more soul to barter
Make a bet with me
Find the deepest waters
Debt for destiny
If feathers float on broken wings
If sorrow sinks
I don't owe you anything
I don’t…
Fly into the water
Sorrow (sorrow)
Sorrow (sorrow)
I never thought I'd have to choose
Well I thought I’d paid my dues
A bet I thought I couldn't lose
What's my debt
Well I kept
A promise that I made to you
If you're gonna use me
Use me for the truth
If you're gonna use me
Use me for something new
If you're gonna use me… Use me!
Use me
Let my love be martyred
Let my lungs be hollowed
Anchored to the sea
Let my conscience swallow
Her misery
Sorrow (sorrow)
Sorrow (sorrow)
I don't owe you anything
Follow me down
I'd rather take the lead
I know I'll never be hollow
Feathers still float, anchored to me
But I'll sink
To the deepest water
Swimming back to me
Begging me in borrow
My depth is in debt to a broken wing
Sorrow…
You are only memories
(Sorrow, sorrow)
I don't owe you anything!
Oh, I don't owe you anything
I don't owe you anything